CAST OF CHARACTERS
| Thor, the Surfer Dude | Thor, a typical California surfer, thinks SAT stands for surfing and tanning. |
| Xasmine, the Shopper Girl: | When she applies to college, she doesn’t ask about the male/female ratio. She asks about the mall/female ratio. |
| Uboreme, the Strange One: | He thinks that the SAT is a government plot. |
| Uhhhhh, the Jock: | His problems go deeper than anyone else. He is a card carrying member of the 600 club (the worst score you can get in the new SAT). He can’t even remember the name of the test, he keeps asking "What’s the TAS?" |
| Wictoria, the Witch Girl: | Everything is witches for Wictoria. She wonders why they didn’t add a Harry Potter section on the New SAT. |
| Zino, the Foreigner: | Zino is an immigrant, but no one knows where he comes from. He is constantly screwing up American phrase; for example, instead of saying "That’s cool," he says, "That’s freezing." |
| Dr. S. A. Tea, the Teacher: | Dr. S.A. Tea is a highly trained SAT preparation specialist. His biggest problem is the six characters he’s been assigned to teach. |